Tuesday, December 15, 2009
- 11:58:00 PM
got this from shir's blog! hahaha! funny la!! =D
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Teacher: History's a very interesting subject. It tells u about what'd happened in the past.
Student: Pl teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There's no future in it.
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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 & u ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?Ted : $10.
Teacher : U don't know maths.
Ted : U don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : U really disappoint me. Your results're getting worse.
David : But I'll only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I'm scolding u now.
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Father : Why did u fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 & on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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Mother & son were doing dishes while the father & daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do u know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything. (coz if its the son, the mom will be scolding!)
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Girl: Do u love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would u die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old's your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue & frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
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A teacher was asking her class: 'What's the difference between 'unlawful' & 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow & 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
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Teacher: 'How come u do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.'
My marks're under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?''
They're all below 'C' (sea) level'
